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Why do actors like snooker halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.
Harry: Why do you say he's conceited?
Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?
Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
Because she always makes up.
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